Funny Crazy Quotes

Enjoy this Top 10 list of funny crazy quotes. We all need a little craziness now and then. It keeps us sane in a mad world.

Maybe funny quotes about crazy might be a better description of these actually, but either way don't forget to check out the crazy quotes which I think are actually funnier than these funny quotes about crazy, if that makes any sense! Have fun.

A Top 10 list of Funny Crazy Quotes

1:
"How to drive a guy crazy:
send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2'."

- Henny Youngman : Comedian



2:
"If you're going to be crazy,
you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."

- Hunter S. Thompson



3:
"A question that sometimes drives me hazy:
am I or are the others crazy?"

- Albert Einstein



4:
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

- Rodney Dangerfield



5:
"Here's all you need to know about men and women:
women are crazy, men are stupid.
And the reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

- George Carlin : Comedian and author



6:
"I'm not crazy about reality,
but it's still the only place to get a decent meal."

- Groucho Marx



7:
"You have no idea how crazy I am,
I should be wearing yellow caution tape, I'm that bonkers."

- Robin Benway : Author



8:
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again
and expecting different results."

- Albert Einstein



9:
"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree."

- W. C. Fields : Comedian and writer



10:
"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children"

- Samuel Levenson

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