Funny Love Quotes

This is a collection of funny love quotes for your amusement. Ok, you might not be falling over yourself with laughter at these, but I will do my best to induce at least a wry smile as a minimum requirement!

A Top 10 list of Funny Love Quotes

1:

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked."

- Erich Segal 1937 - 2010 : Author and screenwriter



2:

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

- Groucho Marx 1890 - 1977 : Comedian and entertainer

3:

"Don't talk to me about Valentines Day.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!"

- Joan Rivers 1933 - present : Comedian



4:

"Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look."

- Author unknown



5:

"It's better to have loved and lost
than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."

- Laurence Peter 1919 - 1990 : Writer



6:

"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"

- Jay Leno 1950 - present : Comedian



7:

"It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses."

- Patrick Campbell



8:

"Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed."

- Albert Einstein 1879 - 1955 - Theoretical physicist



9:

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders.
I hate necks."

- Steve Martin 1945 - present : Comedian, actor and writer



10:

"Man who stand on hill with mouth wide open
will wait long time for roast duck to drop in."!!!

- Confucius 551 - 479 : Founder Confucianism

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