When it comes to funny movie quotes it is hard to please everyone. You'll discover from this Top 10 list that if it is completely daft then I will probably love it. The dafter the better.
From Inspector Clouseau and Austin Powers to Greg Focker these cracking characters are hard to beat for laughs. You may need to have seen some of these films to appreciate these quotes.
It can of course depend what sort of mood you're in, but some of these funny movies have actually reduced me to tears! Laughter really is the best medicine, right? Although when you find it difficult to breathe then I'm not so sure! Aaaaanyway here we go.... Enjoy.
Cal Naughton Jr: "So when you say psychosomatic,
you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?"
John C. Reilly in Talladega Nights - 2006
Two more funny movie quotes featuring Ricky Bobby
Lucius Washington: (trying to remove a knife in Ricky's leg)
"Let's use this knife to pry it out!"
Michael Clarke Duncan in Talladega Nights - 2006
Ricky Bobby: "Hey. I'm Ricky Bobby.
When you're work'n on your mysterious lady parts and stuff,
you should have the right tools too.
That's why you should use… MayPax.
The official tampon of NASCAR."
Will Ferrell in Talladega Nights - 2006
Clouseau: "And… they were your fingerprints!"
Benjamin Ballon: "Well, why not?
It's my house. I've often been in that closet."
Clouseau: "For what reason?"
Benjamin Ballon: "Last time was moths."
Benjamin Ballon:(speaks very clearly) "Moths!"
Clouseau: "Yes, meuths."
Benjamin Ballon: " Maria was complaining of murths." (frowns at himself)
Clouseau: "Meurths? Is that right, Maria, that - that you were complaining about these Meuths?"
Maria Gambrelli: " Yes, I did complain about moths."
Clouseau: "Oh, you mean meuths!"
Peter Sellers and George Sanders in A Shot in the Dark - 1964
Maria Gambrelli:(as Clouseau's coat is burning)
"Your coat, Monsieur!"
Clouseau: "Yes, it is my coat."
Peter Sellers and Elke Sommer in A shot in the Dark - 1964
Clouseau: "There is someone in this room
who knows more about the murder than he is telling."
Mrs Japonica: "Murder?"
Clouseau: "What was that you said?"
Mrs Japonica: "I said murder."
Clouseau: "What murder?"
Mrs Japonica: "I-I-I don't know, y-you said murder."
Clouseau: "I said murder? YOU said murder!"
Mrs Japonica: "No, I said murder because YOU said murder."
Clouseau: "I said murder?
Mrs Japonica: "You said there is someone in this room
who knows more about the murder than he is telling."
Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again - 1976
Clouseau: "You have received a beump on the head."
Dreyfus: You said beump."
Clouseau: "Yes, I kneuw. It is a large beump.
You could receive the concussion from such a beump."
Peter Sellers and Herbert Lom in The Pink Panther Strikes Again - 1976
Mary: "Is that… is that hair gel?"
Cameron Diaz in There's something About Mary - 1998
(man and women walk by)
Harry: "Ooh, look at the buns on that one…"
Lloyd: "Yeah, he must work out."
Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber 1994
Alan Garner: "What if Doug's dead?
I can't afford to lose somebody close to me again,
it hurts too much. I was so upset when my grandpa died."
Phil Wenneck: "How'd he die?"
Alan Garner: "World War Two."
Phil Wenneck: "Died in battle?"
Alan Garner: "No, he was skiing in Vermont,
it was just during World War Two."
Zach Galifianakos and Bradley Cooper in The Hangover - 2009
Austin Powers: "What exactly do you do Mr Number Two?"
Number Two: "That's my business. Now if you'll excuse,
I have to go to the little boy's room."
Mike Myers and Robert Wagner in International Man of Mystery - 1997
Two more funny movie quotes featuring Austin Powers
(Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet)
Austin Powers: "Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?"
Cowboy: "Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's the boss."
Alotta Fagina: "How dare you break wind before me."
Austin Powers: "I'm sorry I didn't realise it was your turn."
Mike Myers and Fabiana Udenio in International Man of Mystery - 1997
Pam Byrnes: "I had no idea you could milk a cat!"
Greg Focker: "Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples."
Jack Byrnes: "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"
Teri Polo, Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents - 2000
Greg Focker: "O dear God, thank you. You are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating God. And we thank You O sweet, sweet Lord of hosts for the smorgasbord You have so aptly lain at our table this day, and each day… by day. Day by day… by day. O dear Lord, three things we pray: To love Thee more dearly, to see Thee more clearly, to follow Thee more nearly day by day… by day. Amen."
Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents - 2000
Funny Movie Quotes
Frank: "Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars.
Now, let's grab a bite to eat."
Jane: "I wanted you to know, now, I've loved you since the first day I met you, and I'll never stop. I'm a very lucky women.
Frank: "So am I…"
Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley in The Naked Gun - 1988
Rumack: "What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish."
Rumack: "Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna."
Leslie Nielsen and Julie Hagerty in Airplane - 1980
There are so many great funny movie quotes and funny movies that I've probably left out, so I may have to compile another (when I get more of this site built!). I definitely enjoyed compiling this Top 10 list of funny movie quotes anyway. I hope it has provided you with a few laughs. Here is one more funny movie quote I'll leave you with from Hot Fuzz.
(Michael's only line in movie)
(Angel has knocked out Michael)
Simon Skinner: (on walkie-talkie) Michael, are you there?
Nicholas Angel: (pretending to be Michael) "Yarp…"
Simon Skinner: "Sergeant Angel's been taken care of?"
Nicholas Angel: "Yarp…"
Simon Skinner: "He's not going to get back up again?"
(Angel thinks for a while)
Nicholas Angel: (hesitantly) "Narp?"
Simon Skinner: " Good. Proceed to the castle."
Simon Pegg and Timothy Dalton in Hot Fuzz - 2007
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