Funny Friendship Quotes

I think you'll enjoy this Top 10 list of funny friendship quotes. You will recognise some of these famous authors from the past or from the friendship quotes page. Share this whole page with the friends that matter to you. All the best. - Will

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Funny Friendship Quotes


"Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.
Thank you for being the pee in my pants."

- Unknown


"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."

- Edwin Arlington Robinson 1869 - 1935 : Poet


"One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim."

- George Carlin 1937 - 2008 : Comedian and writer


"A true friend stabs you in the front."

- Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900 : Writer and poet


"God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends."

- Ethel Mumford 1878 - 1940 : Author


"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."

- Mark Twain 1835 - 1910 : Author


"A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view."

- Wilma Askinas


"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime,
if not asked to lend money."

- Mark Twain 1835 - 1910 : Author


"I got a lotta best friends. Some of them I don't even hardly know!"

- Archie Bunker : Fictional character from All in the Family

"Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship,
and it is far the best ending for one."

- Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900 : Writer and poet

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"Marriage: A friendship recognised by the police."

- Robert Louis Stevenson 1850 - 1894 : Novelist, travel writer and poet

"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg
even if you are half cracked."

- Unknown

"I have lost friends, some by death,
others through sheer inability to cross the street."

- Virginia Woolf

"A good friend will bail you out of jail,
your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying
'Lets Do It Again'."

- Unknown

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